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Finally Got Around To Calculating Our Office Bracket Pool

I didn’t win. I came in 2nd.

Damn you Kentucky. Ruining everything.

lumpytoast:

petition to replace Zero Suit Samus’ rocket heels with moon shoes

I snorted.

lumpytoast:

petition to replace Zero Suit Samus’ rocket heels with moon shoes

I snorted.

moveablehype replied to your photo “21-1. Still hasn’t set in. Crazy to think that I saw the end of The…”

I kinda wish they’d let him retire with it in tact. Or at least have him drop it to someone more consequential than Brock Lesnar.

I dunno, I kinda like that they had him drop it to Lesnar. Anyone else would have been a gamble. I’m big on newbies like Wyatt and Reigns, but we don’t know where their careers are headed. Brock’s already a legit monster. Going another level deeper, there’s the whole kayfabe thing of the Undertaker never beating Lesnar in a 1-on-1 match (which I’m surprised they didn’t mention in the buildup to WrestleMania). My only question now is where do they go from here with Lesnar?

turn-sunwise replied to your photo “Dat biscuit. Totally worth the case of the itis I’m feeling right now.”

Are those grits? Omg it’s been years since I’ve had grits and bacon.

Yes ma’am. These were prepped to almost perfection too. All they needed was a touch of salt. Didn’t even have to add butter.

Dat biscuit. Totally worth the case of the itis I’m feeling right now.

Dat biscuit. Totally worth the case of the itis I’m feeling right now.

Had this game since November and there are still levels I haven’t seen yet.

Had this game since November and there are still levels I haven’t seen yet.

Saturday Six
  1. Pretty sure that I’m coming down from a high of the best week ever. 3 days in Indianapolis followed by 3 days in New Orleans was a helluva 1-2-punch.
  2. WrestleMania XXX was fantastic. New Orleans was fantastic. Having already been to a WrestleMania previously (XXIV), I had low expectations for my second one. Thankfully the WWE and the City of New Orleans impressed me beyond my wildest dreams. [Photo Album]
  3. I didn’t go to my cousin’s wedding today. I’m sure that will ruffle some feathers somewhere, but after spending a total of 25 hours in a car last week, I had no desire to add on another 8. They’ll get over it.
  4. Spring is finally here. To celebrate we went on a 2 mile walk. Doing things outdoors isn’t my thing, but it was nice to feel the warm air again.
  5. We used AirBnB for our WrestleMania accommodations (video). Things went so well that I can’t wait to use this service the next time Emily and I go on vacation. I’m sure there’s some wonderful options in the Asheville and Chicago areas.
  6. Now that I’m done with the fun part of life for a little bit, it’s time to get somewhat serious with some of the next big life things, most importantly, our wedding. Sure, we still have 11 months+ to plan and get things right, but that time will fly right by us before we know it.
Stop. Don’t say anything. Don’t start that sentence, don’t end it, don’t say it.
My internal monologue every time I almost begin saying a sentence that starts with, “Technically…” (via scottfriiiiiiiday)

This is me anytime someone starts spewing “facts” on pro wrestling, college football, video games, or the Internet.

This sexy beast. Based Sakurai.

This sexy beast. Based Sakurai.

21-1. Still hasn’t set in. Crazy to think that I saw the end of The Streak. #thankyoutaker #wrestlemania #latergram (at Mercedes-Benz Superdome)

21-1. Still hasn’t set in. Crazy to think that I saw the end of The Streak. #thankyoutaker #wrestlemania #latergram (at Mercedes-Benz Superdome)